Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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