I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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