Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
