You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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