So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize