Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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