Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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