Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i wish my penis had a tongue
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Randomize
