I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
sarcasm needs its own font
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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