Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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