Dual....:-)
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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