its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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