I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize