You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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