I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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