kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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