Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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