Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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