SEEEEXXX PLEASE
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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