so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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