You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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