I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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