question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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