One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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