NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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