For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Those nachos came to me in a dream
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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