I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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