Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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