All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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