This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
PS: I just woke up from my shower
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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