Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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