I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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