Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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