well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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