i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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