Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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