You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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