You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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