I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old