I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i would punch a child for taco bell
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.