He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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