I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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