I hate your face
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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