if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
These tits shall not be calmed
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
