I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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