So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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