legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.