Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.