Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize