Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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