I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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