it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
