there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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