Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
