Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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