I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
