I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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