belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm passing your future prison.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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